"They aren't gonna get my manhood yet" (by Tucker)

Well, my mom has tried twice, yes twice to take me in to remove my manhood :shock:. The first time, my vet cancelled. I was very happy with him that day. The second time, he tried but couldn't get the job done. I wasn't happy with him. I screamed and whined in the crate when mom 1st left me there and then they took that razor after me to shave the hair off my legs (gotta say that is just as bad or worse than that darn dremel that mom uses to trim my nails with). Then it got to the bad job... they were gonna stick me with a needle in my leg (of all things, especially cause I can see what they are doing)!!! Well tricked him, I kept pulling my leg up and down, and hahahahah he couldn't get the needle in my leg. Well then he called mom, and said, we are gonna try this another day (just so you know mom was not happy) so she came and got me. Of course I was carrying on in the crate when she walked in, I wanted out of that thing! At any rate they got a little bit of stuff in me cause I was pretty drunk for a few hours. Mom laughed when I was staggering... I couldn't keep my balance to even lift my leg on the tree, for goodness sakes!! I wandered around the yard for awhile (not sure what I was looking for though) hmm?? That stuff made me famished... I was starving when we got home, like I hadn't ate in a week! Mom was nice and shooed everyone outside to let me eat in peace. I left a little for them though. Then I got to sleep in the big bed the rest of the day. Mom even joined me a little while. That mean vet hurt my leg... see how big it is compared to the other one (this is a day after his attempt at taking my manhood), mom says it is just a bruise and it will go away, but I don't know about that :worried:, it hurts pretty badly.
Well she has an appointment for me on wednesday now, she says that I am getting it done if she has to help the doctor :shock:! Oh dear....

Check back for updates after wednesday (I will do my best to stay intact).

Go vote in the poll to the right, maybe if I get enough votes I can convince mom to letting me stay intact. ;)

Thank you to all my fans!
Love,
Tucker